In Alphabetical Order:

CHAIR: Terrible seat, nemesis of Suit.

CHRIS ARLIS - Founder of Company Co. Biding his time till retirement.

CPO - Chief Pain Officer, is into nasty stuff.

FRANNY FREITAG - Front desk, does pretty much everything, paid less.

GARY JOHN GARB - Alter ego of the Suit. Kind of a schnook.

INTERN - Just your classic intern. Unpaid and overworked.

IT - Information Tech. Does all the computery stuff around the office

MACKINAW BRASSRING - Head honcho of Company Co.

PERCY TURNER - One of the Suit's Veggies, loves to eat pizza rolls.

PETER SQUASHKOPF - Percy's co-worker, friend, mom joke lover.

SALARYMAN - Sworn to uphold the company's interests first

StuffedShirt - very stuffy. also likes Popped Collars.

THE SUIT - champion of life/work balance. Loves vacation.

X-WIFE - Once married to The Suit. Now just calls him too much.

Good Night, Everyone!